Umbreon Plush
Umbreon has big bunny ears. Why? They're not listening. Look at those eyes. There is not a single thought going on behind them. Maybe they heard too much. (Apparently Umbreon is nonbinary now too. This tracks, they have like half of the nb flag colors going on at least.)
For real though the pupil placement cracks me up compared to the eyes on the other eevolutions. They're silly <3